A Year Down Yonder Grandma Dowdel Quotes

Grandma Dowdel

Quote 7

Grandma looked closer. "Looky there," she said. "That's Kate Smith. Do you suppose that's a good picture of her? I hadn't any idea she was such a big, full-figured woman."

Kate Smith was a very big, very full-figured woman. She was as big as—Grandma. (3.104-105)

Grandma Dowdel doesn't have a Kardashian-approved body, but she's still comfortable with how she looks. Despite her confidence, she's still happy to see someone famous who looks like her and is a big, full-figured woman too.

Grandma Dowdel

Quote 8

"That's too good a show for us to keep to ourselves," Grandma said.

With the thought, she was through the door and out in the front yard. Planting her house shoes, she jammed the Winchester into her shoulder, aimed high, and squeezed off both barrels. The world exploded. Birds rose shrieking from the trees, and the town woke with a start. (6.105-106)

Grandma Dowdel is never the kind of person who will let something this good go unacknowledged. She wakes up the whole town when Maxine comes running out of the attic buck-naked.

Grandma Dowdel

Quote 9

"Posing?" Grandma said. "Well, I better make a rule against painting pictures of naked women in my attic." (6.127)

Grandma Dowdel isn't actually scandalized by the fact that Maxine Patch was nude in her attic, but she does put her foot down and tell Arnold he can't do that anymore. Still, she's not going to try to run him out of town or anything. It takes more than nudity—and reptiles—to shock her.