Adam Bede Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG

If steaminess referred to either crazy English dialect or tangents about Methodism, well hoo boy. We'd slap this novel with a XXX rating and shove it into a shady-looking black plastic bag.

But that's not how this rating system works. We're talking about sexy sex, and that all happens off-screen in Adam Bede. Sure, Hetty and Arthur do it. But all we see is the grim after-effects: the pregnancy and the baby murder.

We're giving this a PG rather than a family-friendly "G" rating because man, do we not want kids reading about child murder. What a bummer.