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Being a blind Cyclops sucks.
Well, I hope you learned your lesson: blinding Cyclops = years stuck at sea.
I guess that is an accurate equation.
Bad Zeus let Kronos out of Tartarus.
Rahhh!
Kronos should stay for all time for chunking us in big black hole.
He is my dad, guys.
We made thunderbolts for you. That mean nothing?
Rahhh!
Throwing you beasts down there was the only thing Kronos did right.
Kronos chop off your man parts. Why you say good things about Kronos?
Rahhh!
I did say it was the only thing he did right.
You bury us in Earth. In good mama Gaia. We hate Ouranus, too!
Throw Kronos in Tartarus! Throw Ouranus in Tartarus!
I'm the sky. You can't throw the sky into the awful black pit at the bottom of existence. The whole world would end. Idiots. I think you take after your mother.
Watch yourself, buddy.
For giants, you guys are total wimps.
Rahhh!
Why don't you come over to Elysium and say all this to my face?
We come!
We smash!
Come on over and I'll throw you right back into that awful terrible nasty pit.
You know guys... all this talk is really starting to hurt my feelings.
Cyclops party tonight!
Me bring nachos!
Rahhh!
Me bring manflesh.
You guys just never learn.
Rahhh!
Okay, seriously Steropes, you need to think a little harder about
your wall posts. You're really just embarrassing your entire race.
Rahhh...?
I hope you learned your lesson. I'll make it simple for your simple mind: eating people = a big stick in eye.