Meet the Cast
The Old Woman (Mrs. Grimes)
Poor Mrs. Grimes. To be honest, that's pretty much all you can say about her. We never even learn her name. In a way, it's fitting—she was never allowed to develop her own identity; to think abou...
The Narrator
On its face, "Death in the Woods" is a simple story about the life and death of Mrs. Grimes. But look a little deeper and you'll realize that the real star of the show is the narrator. By subtly hi...
Jake Grimes & Son
Jake Grimes and his son are the lamest father/son pair since Dr. Evil and Scott. At first, Jake seems like he'll be Mrs. Grimes' knight in shining armor. That couldn't be further from the truth. De...
The Rabbit Hunter
The rabbit hunter tries to act all macho, but the truth is…he's softer than soggy nachos. Yes, we know, we can bust a mad rhyme. But that's beside the point. The hunter is the first person to stu...
The German and his Wife
The German is the first in a long line of men who mistreat Mrs. Grimes. In many ways, her experiences at his farm set the tone for the rough life that will follow.This is when Mrs. Grimes' life sta...
The Butcher
The butcher is the one dude who treats Mrs. Grimes with any amount of respect.That's not saying too much, though, especially when she has people like Jake Grimes waiting for her back home. In fact,...