Meet the Cast
Wife
High Anxiety Like her husband, the wife is never actually named in the course of the story. But Parker makes her main anxiety pretty clear: she is apparently a virgin and very nervous about consumm...
Husband
An Invitation To The Pants PartyThe husband acts like he's a little less naïve than the wife—but he still seems fairly confused and uneasy on his feet. The fact that he takes so long to pack the...