Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Here We Are? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. What expression do the husband and wife frequently use when they are on the verge of talking directly about consummating the marriage?
"Um, uh, um…"
"Look! Over there! A flying squirrel!"
"I mean"
"No, wait"
Q. Fill in the blank: "Why didn't you marry Louise? You always think she looks so beautiful. You'd love her taste in ____."
"shoes"
"music"
"ceramic kitten figurines"
"hats"
Q. At the end of the story, after the husband says, "Here we are"—what does the wife say in response?
"Yep. We're here."
"No, we're not."
"Yes, here we are… Aren't we?"
"Look out! A flying squirrel!"
Q. The wife says, "Goodness, I don't see how people do it every day." The husband replies by asking, "Do what?" What does the wife say?
"Ride on trains"
"Get married"
"Play skeeball"
"Have sex"
Q. After the husband says his wife might've been better off marrying Joe Brooks, she replies:
"Well, I'm not so sure I'm not sorry I didn't"
"I can't believe that you would accuse me of such a thing"
"I already am married to Joe Brooks"
"Joe was my only real love"