Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who always corrects Arthur when he says "five" instead of "three"?
Galahad
Bedevere
Lancelot
God
Q. Why do witches burn?
They're made of wood
They weigh as much as ducks
Their magic powers are combustible
Because that's just what you do to witches
Q. What insult does the very rude but very creative Frenchman not use?
Your mother was a hamster
You sons of a silly person
You mud-loving grandma's boys
I fart in your general direction
Q. Who says, "Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred."
Roger the Shrubber
Arthur
God
Roger Rabbit
Q. Why can't the dead collector take the man who's not quite dead?
He charges twice the normal rate for live people.
It'd just be too much of a hassle.
He feels morally obligated not to accept living people.
It's against regulations