Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quiz True or False

1. Who always corrects Arthur when he says "five" instead of "three"? -> Galahad
2. Why do witches burn? -> They're made of wood
3. What insult does the very rude but very creative Frenchman not use? -> You mud-loving grandma's boys
4. Who says, "Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred." -> Arthur
5. Why can't the dead collector take the man who's not quite dead? -> It's against regulations

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