We have changed our privacy policy. In addition, we use cookies on our website for various purposes. By continuing on our website, you consent to our use of cookies. You can learn about our practices by reading our privacy policy.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quiz True or False

1. Who always corrects Arthur when he says "five" instead of "three"? -> Galahad
2. Why do witches burn? -> They're made of wood
3. What insult does the very rude but very creative Frenchman not use? -> You mud-loving grandma's boys
4. Who says, "Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred." -> Arthur
5. Why can't the dead collector take the man who's not quite dead? -> It's against regulations

Submit