- Janet wants to leave, but Brad still wants to find a phone.
- He seems more interested in the party than a phone, though.
- Behind them, a man in amazing lip liner descends the elevator, frightening Janet.
- In a rocking intro, he introduces himself as a "sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania."
- He implores them to stay, so he can show them the hot blond man he made. From scratch. That's a recipe you won't see on Food Network.
- "Come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab."
- He returns to the elevator and zips away. Second floor: mad scientists, laboratories, human experiments.