Sixteen Candles Lust Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Sixteen Candles.

Quote #4

THE GEEK: Very hot, very hot. Tonight, tonight is happening. I'm blowing your mind aren't I?

The Geek thinks that his dancing will turn on another human being. He's wrong. His dancing is not appealing to any species.

Quote #5

LONG DUK DONG: I bet all the boys chase you plenty in the school, huh?

MARLENE: Nobody's caught me yet.

LONG DUK DONG: I bet you big teaser.

MARLENE: No, I can run the 40 in five flat.

LONG DUK DONG: Flat?

Again, Dong makes sexual innuendos. He's so amped up at having his face in Marlene's chest, that this one doesn't make sense…because she's quite ample bosomed.

Quote #6

THE GEEK: She has smallish tits, decent voice, smells pretty good. She drives me crazy.

Notice the Geek doesn't say anything about Sam's personality or her intelligence. It's only looks he's after, driven into a hormonal rage by her scent!