How It All Goes Down
- Eva admits to Franklin that she committed perjury when she said she'd never hit her son.
- Eva leads up to what she did by explaining Kevin's behavior as World's Worst Kindergartner.
- Eva believes that Kevin convinced all the other kids to break a girl's tea set.
- Kevin also convinced a girl with eczema to scratch herself until she bled.
- Franklin, of course, thinks it's all ridiculous.
- Eva spends almost every minute of the day with Kevin, but Franklin doesn't believe her.
- Over the summer, Eva tries to get Kevin to practice his alphabet and his arithmetic, but he already seems to know everything.
- Eva changes six-year-old Kevin's diaper, and he poops the new one.
- So Eva changes it again. And he poops. Again.
- Fed up, Eva grabs Kevin and hurls him across the room into the changing table.
- Dang.