- Eddie gets into bed and finds a surprising bedmate: Roger Rabbit.
- Roger denies hurting anyone, but Eddie doesn't want to hear it. He wants Roger out of his office and out of his life.
- Roger says he was insanely jealous that Jessica was playing patty cake with another man, but he didn't kill Acme. He wrote a love letter.
- He went home to wait for her, but the weasels were waiting for him, so he decided to go to Eddie for protection.
- Eddie threatens to call the cops on Roger, but Roger handcuffs himself to Eddie as a gag.
- Bad timing: because the weasels show up just as Roger snaps the cuffs shut.
- Roger begs Eddie to hide him. "Puh-puh-puh-please!"