Glory
Millennia ago, ancient Mesopotamians invented beer. And here you are, continuing their art. And if anyone says it's not art, you can pummel them with your knowledge of beer. You are to beer what Willy Wonka was to candy. Own it.
Just make sure your friends don't see you at work, in your industrial overalls and boots, scrubbing the floor. You'll have a hard time convincing them that it's artful after that.