Height: 6'6", Stats: 9 points per game, 5 rebounds, GPA: 1.8

Your GPA is slipping and you're on academic probation. You've been suspended from the team as a result. If you can't get your GPA back up, start puckering to kiss your scholarship goodbye.

Height: 6'3", Stats: 4 points per game, 2 assists, GPA: 2.4

You've been partying too hard lately, and your beer pong shot is starting to look better than your basketball shot. Coach tells you to stay out of trouble and work harder. If you're smart, you'll take his advice and rebound.

Height: 6'5", Stats: Didn't play, GPA: 3.1

You were a walk-on at a competitive program, but you got injured right before the season started. Unfortunately, this has kept you sidelined for your freshman season. It's tough watching your team from the bench. 

Height: 5'10", Stats: 5 points per game, 7 assists, GPA: 3.5

You made the most of your limited playing time in your first season. This diligence won you the respect of your coaches. Despite your small size, you might even get more time on the floor next season. Don't worry, you're only small for basketball.

Height: 6'10", Stats: 13 points per game, 9 rebounds, GPA: 3.1

Your size, ability, and work ethic have proven invaluable to the team. As a freshman, you started every game and made an immediate impact. Time to set your sights on the national title. Maybe you'll even grow another inch or two. Imagine all the cupboards you'll be able to reach.