- A bikini-wearing babe lounges under a heat lamp.
- The phone rings, and it quickly becomes clear that the girl's the secretary and mistress of General Buck Turgidson.
- After some back and forth, Turgidson finally appears dressed in beachwear and gets on the phone.
- There's another general on the phone who's freaked out about Ripper's Plan R and the fact that all communications to Ripper's base are dead.
- Turgidson casually tells his sweetie that he has to head down to the War Room.
- The girl pouts, but the General assures her that "Bucky" will be right back.