How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Quote #7
Rooney and the Pizza Man watch the Cubs baseball game.
ROONEY: What's the score?
PIZZA MAN: Nothing, nothing.
ROONEY: Who's winning?
PIZZA MAN: (beat)
PIZZA MAN: The Bears.
If there's any doubt that Rooney's a doofus, it goes out the window here. The fact that this exchange comes right after Rooney mistakes a young woman for Ferris Bueller doesn't help his case either.