- The Pardoner again begins to imitate himself delivering his sales pitch.
- "Now, good men, may God forgive you your sins and protect you from the sin of greed.
- My holy pardons will protect you, as long as you offer gold or silver or jewelry. I also accept spoons and rings and Mastercard.
- Bow your head to this holy document! Come on up, wives, offer your wool!
- I'll put your names on my list so that you'll be guaranteed heavenly bliss.
- I absolve you of your sins by my high authority. I absolve you who give offerings, making you as clean and clear as the day that you were born."
- The Pardoner begins addressing the pilgrims directly again.
- This is exactly how I preach.
- And may Jesus Christ, our soul's doctor, grant that you may receive his pardon.
- For his pardon is best, no kidding.