- It's Monday! Morgan Freeman rinses his coffee cup and gets dressed. Where is he going?
- Ew, he's going to a crime scene.
- It seems his name is Detective Somerset, and ooh-la-la, a hot new cop named Detective Mills, who looks just like Brad Pitt, shows up.
- Mills has just been transferred, and Somerset is retiring.
- Somerset doesn't understand why anyone would want to be transferred to this particular homicide division.
- Somerset makes it clear that for the next seven days (seven!), he's in charge.
- Then, he goes home and tries to fall asleep to the soothing sounds of his metronome. Tick.
- Tick. Tick. Tick.
- Tick.