The Ear, the Eye, the Arm Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

G

While this book has lots of violence and spooky stuff that might bump a movie into the PG-13 territory, sex is pretty much nonexistent here. Did we say pretty much? We meant completely. Sorry about that. We don't even get an inkling or sly wink, wink, nudge, nudge in these pages. This is probably because Tendai, Rita, and Kuda are a little busy trying to stay alive. Besides, being locked up by kidnappers with your brother and sister doesn't exactly scream bow-chicka-wow-wow.