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Mythology, a la Shmoop. Next on “Keeping Up with the Gods”…

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Poseidon is still a serial womanizer. But will his angry sea goddess wife, Amphritite

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<<pronounced “am-fruh-tye-tee”>><<pronounced “am-fruh-tye-tee”>>, make him… “sleep

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with the fishes?” Rock star Orpheus and his electric lyre <<pronounced

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“liar”>> go on tour with Jason and the Argonauts.

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See his epic duel with the sirens… using the power of music.

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And see half-mortal Perseus battle the infamous Gorgon, Medusa.

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You’ll know if he prevails…or if he’s turned to stone, like everyone else.

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And speaking of Medusa, she is one angry Gorgon! Will she ever forgive Athena for turning her

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into a monster? Get a peek in her private diary!

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Athena rejected Hephaestus <<pronounced “hi-fes-tuhs”>> last season for being too homely.

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It’s okay though, because he married the beautiful Aphrodite….

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But “Insider Shmoop” has it that Aphrodite cheated on him with Ares.

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Total burn! Will their marriage survive?

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Get a closer look “behind the scenes” at Shmoop for the answer.

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And if you think you’ve had a rough day, try getting abducted like Persephone <<pronounced

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“per-sef-uh-nee”>>. Here’s a little hint: it involves the Underworld

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and a marriage to Hades… Her uncle.

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Not even Chris Hansen could get this guy to take a seat.

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Finally, Eros - or Cupid, as he’s known to the ladies - is this season’s matchmaker.

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Will he cultivate true love…or leave it for the crows.

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Shmoop police reports indicate that he’s had some complaints from Apollo and Daphne.

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So you might want to be careful when his arrow points in your direction.

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Stay in the loop with Shmoop’s mythology unit, as we provide more scandalous gossip

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and juicy details. Just don’t spread any rumors about Zeus.

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He’s got lightning bolts and he knows how to use them.

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Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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YouTube Blurb: Did you myth us? We know you love gossip.

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Well, we’ve got your red hot gossip – right here. Who’s that new girl Mercury’s been

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seeing? What on Earth is Gaia doing these days? Did the Minotaur get in trouble with

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the law again? Have all your most burning questions answered, as Shmoop Snoops the Gods.

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