What do LeBron James, Serena Williams, Christiano Ronaldo, Derek Jeter, Peyton Manning, Tiger Woods, Sidney Crosby, Floyd Mayweather, and Usain Bolt all have in common? You guessed it—none of them play professional lacrosse.

If you're desperate to get on the cover of Sports Illustrated, then lacrosse is probably not the sport for you. Have you considered bowling?

Major League Lacrosse and National Lacrosse League "superstar" Paul Rabil has about 40,000 Twitter followers. Meanwhile, Amanda Bynes has almost 4 million. The world is not fair.