How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Aladdin.
Quote #1
IAGO: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers...bam! Whack!
JAFAR: Calm yourself, Iago.
IAGO: Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack! Whack!
JAFAR: Soon, I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.IAGO: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat!
The Sultan might have the power now, but Jafar and Iago see their chance on the horizon: soon, they'll be the ones in charge. Cue evil laughter. Bonus point to Jafar for helping you pass your SAT vocabulary section by using the word "addlepated," which means "confused," "stupid," or "befuddled." Yeah, that pretty much sums up the Sultan.
Quote #2
GENIE: You got some power in your corner now, Some heavy ammunition in your camp. You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say, "Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?" Let me take your order, jot it down. You ain't never had a friend like me— No, no, no!
For the first time in his life, Aladdin has a friend with some might on his side. The Genie is here to grant his wishes and make his dreams come true. So, what'll it be?
Quote #3
GENIE: Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Rule two: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. You little punim, there. Rule three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, I don't like doing it! Other than that, you got it!
ALADDIN: Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all-powerful genie—can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu—he probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here—
GENIE: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're gettin' your wishes, so sit down!
How does Aladdin trick the Genie into giving him an extra wish? By questioning his power, that's how. Hey, maybe this guy isn't all that impressive if he can't even bring people back from the dead… The Genie falls for it hook, line, and sinker, which turns out to be good news in the end, since Aladdin uses that last wish he's saved to set the Genie free.