In Which the Cosmopolitan Strikingly Evinces the Artlessness of His Nature
- Charlie: Is this a true story?
- Frank: Nope. It's a good one, though. Makes you wonder about people's souls. For instance, would you abandon a friend who needed money?
- Charlie: That's a mean gross question because it assumes I might be a mean gross person. I'm not mean or gross. I have a headache from the wine and want to go to bed.
- Frank: Night night. See you tomorrow.