Here We Are True or False

1. What is the thing that the husband and wife keep tiptoeing around and won't talk about directly? -> consummating the marriage
2. What does the husband (light-heartedly) admit he was thinking when he was standing at the altar waiting for the bride to arrive? -> how attractive the bride's friend looked
3. At one point, the wife says, "Well, that's nice. That's lovely. The first thing you say to me, as soon as you get me off on a train away from my family and everything, is that you don't like my hat. The first thing you say to your wife is you think she has terrible taste in hats. That's nice, isn't it?" What did her husband say about the hat before she said this? -> "That hat looks like something Abraham Lincoln would wear—meaning it's swell. Hot dog! I do love a dame in a Lincoln-style hat!"
4. The wife says that her husband doesn't like her ______. -> new article in the local newspaper
5. The wife and the husband both act jealous, suspecting the other has a crush on… whom, respectively? -> Joe Brooks and Louise

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