Since being an NCAA triathlete isn't a thing, here are famous people who have competed in triathlons on their own time.

Jennifer Lopez. Everyone's favorite American Idol judge has completed a triathlon that's slightly longer than the sprint distance.

Matthew McConaughey. You know what Matthew McConaughey loves about triathlons? You get older, but they stay the same distance.

Jon Cryer. Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer finished one triathlon, which, again, has three events…rather than two and a half. Thank you, thank you.