How It All Goes Down
- James wakes up, and his new job is greeter.
- James greets the new person, Michael, and gets his life story. They all laugh at Michael. At first he's mad, but then everyone tell stories, and everyone is laughing.
- As James says, "[W]e are all awful" (4.2.32).
- Joanne tells James that Lilly is okay. Joanne is surprised James was in a crack house and didn't touch anything.
- Joanne lets James know that she'll schedule his confession for as soon as possible, and then he can leave for good.
- Leonard is getting ready to go, and he tells James that he wants him to be his real son.
- A man named Snapper picks up Leonard in a big ol' Benz.
- James thanks Leonard for saving his life. Leonard says, "You saved your own life" (4.2.232).
- James almost cries as Leonard drives away with his fist held high out the passenger window.
- Miles has good news: his wife came around and decided to enroll in the family program.
- James calls his parents and tells them he'll be leaving in two days.
- Then James writes his inventory: page after page after page about all the terrible things he's done. ("I recorded over Project Runway on the DVR… I bought white chocolate Reese's instead of regular ones. I'm a fan of a Cleveland sports team…")