Balder Timeline and Summary

Balder gets adopted by Cam at a party, and subsequently robs his previous host to help fund their travels.
He demonstrates his immortality by challenging people in the Konstant Kettle diner to try to kill him (before it explodes, of course).
Balder becomes a bargaining chip and then pees on Arthur Limbaud when buying Rocinante, their valiant steed (a.k.a. their car).
Gets sweet Surfer Dude outfit.
Balder meets the scientists who worked with Dr. X and provides a deer for a final feast before Cam goes into the Infinity Collider
He reverts back to inanimate mode when they pick up the three hitchhiking dudebros, but then gets gnome-napped by said dudebros and put up for auction at the YA! Party House.
Gonzo agrees to go on I Double Dog Dare You to rescue Balder from Marisol.
Poor Balder gets locked in a closet while Cam loses his virginity… twice.
Balder uses his connections with Copenhagen Interpretation to get Cam a meeting with them.
They all go to the ocean to wait for Ringhorn, which Balder insists will appear at sundown.
Balder fights heroically against the United Snow Globe Wholesalers until one impales him with mistletoe driftwood—his kryptonite, if you will.
Cam and Gonzo prepare a makeshift Viking funeral and launch Balder out to sea. R.I.P.