Going Bovine Characters

Comfortably NumbLet's face it—Cam doesn't start out as such a likeable dude. His early brush with death (back when he was just a wee one) has left him disappointed with what the world has to offe...

Scaredy Cat with an AfroMeet Gonzo, a vertically-challenged hypochondriac Hispanic kid with a video game obsession who rocks a killer afro. When Gonzo first makes an appearance in the fourth floor...

Friend to All and Yard Gnome With An AttitudeBalder is kind of the Dobby of Going Bovine. (Stick with us, here, we have a point.) There are actually a bunch of parallels: He's short, he's adorable,...

Dulcie, the punk-rock angel who enjoys bedazzling her wings, is pretty much Cam's dream girl. She's not, however, a strict allusion to the Dulcinea from Don Quixote, who is a fictionalized ideal. O...

Eubie is the owner of Eubie's Hot Wax and purveyor of fine LPs. He's a kind old man with an affinity for jazz and surly teenagers. Cam loves to escape to his store whenever he can to find rare Grea...

Jenna is Cam's perfect, chipper, cheerleading twin sister. She's popular, beautiful, and seems to coast through life without many obstacles, which stands in direct contrast to Cameron's high school...

There are a lot of minor characters in this book—and plenty of them are super minor. So here's a round-up of all the bit part players for your enjoyment.AbbyAbby is a drug counselor Cam sees pre-...