Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

G

Rafe's only twelve years old, so his book is pretty tame when it comes to the racy stuff. In fact the closest thing he gets to being even a little steamy is thinking about breaking "Section Four, Rule Seven: No kissing or other public displays of affection are allowed in school."

That hardly warrants a bow chicka bow bow.