How It All Goes Down
- Since Dad can't hold down a job, Mom gets one.
- Mom becomes a teacher at the Battle Mountain Intermediate School, and she teaches Lori's class.
- Mom is a terrible teacher, letting the kids run buck wild while she spins in a circle throwing chalk to demonstrate centrifugal force.
- The principal puts Mom on a warning, and Lori and Jeannette step in to help mom with her lesson plans. Too bad Mom didn't have Shmoop.