What Pet Should I Get? Transformation Quotes

How we cite our quotes: (Page.Line)

Quote #4

If we had a big tent,
then we would be able
to take home a YENT!
Dad would like us
to have a good YENT.
BUT, how do I know
he would pay for a tent? (23.11-7)

Obviously, the problem with buying a yent is that they don't have a tent in which to house it and not the fact that the yent is a figment of their imagination and therefore doesn't exist.

Quote #5

What if we took
one of each kind of pet?
Then our house would be full
of the pets we would get. (24.1-4)

Maybe the kids can bend the rules and take home all the pets their little hearts desire. But that wouldn't make their parents very happy, now would it?