- Jay reads the hot sheets and sees Kay's story on the front page, the cover-up being that he was in a 35-year coma. He's back with his sweetie.
- Laurel, now Agent L, informs him that the high consulate from Solaxium 9 wants floor seats for the Knicks-Bulls game. Jay says he'll call in a favor with Dennis Rodman, who's from that planet.
- The camera pulls up and takes us on a tour of our very own galaxy. It's slowly revealed that our galaxy is also housed in a glass marble being used by a giant alien in a game. The alien puts our galaxy marble away in a bag that holds many similar galaxies.
- Stephen Hawking better think again.