- In upstate New York, a farmer named Edgar is talking smack to his wife when his truck's demolished by a crashing UFO. As Edgar checks it out, an alien drags him into the UFO's crater, skinning him and then wearing his skin as a human disguise. How's that for comeuppance?
- The creature, whom we'll call the Edgar Bug, goes into the house and demands sugar water from Edgar's wife. She notices his skin's sliding off his face bones, and the creature pulls the skin back for an extreme facelift. The wife faints.