- A brief news snippet focusing on a recently-intercepted chat message where the U.S. President calls the Prime Minister of the GlobalAlliance a "s***head." The White House is trying to now do damage control by spinning this to be a compliment, saying it's an "American idiom" that praises a person's "sheer fertilizing power" of their thoughts. Oh, and if the Global Alliance is going to get all snippy about this, America will respond in a bad way. Well, presumably. But, the message cuts off, so it's not clear exactly how they might respond, but we get the impression it's Not Good.