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Titus Boyus Ordinarius Truth: "Titus" is a fancy-shmancy name. For one thing, any time you put a -us at the end of a name, you're just begging the reader to think in terms of the high-falutin' dea...

An Old-Fashioned Girl Quendy. Loga. Calista. Violet. Which of these things is not like the other? (Hint: it's the one with the grandma name).  Violet may be making a comeback, but it's still...

Picture Dr. Brown in Back to the Future, and you're getting close to Violet's dad. Titus thinks he looks like a "crank" (28.7), and regards him as an "insane psychopath" (29.8). Titus says "insane...

Dumb and Dumber(er) Honestly, we're not sure Marty and Link deserve separate character analyses: they're Titus's best bros, and we hardly ever see them outside of each other's company. But we don'...

Here's what we know about Marty: he's charming and "good at like anything" (2.6). And… that's about it. He's a flatter-than-Flat-Stanley/ flat character, mostly because all he wants in the w...

Ordinary Girl  Quendy's pretty ordinary—especially compared to Calista. Here's how Titus describes Quendy for us: "Usually, Quendy is just like a kind of broken, little economy model of Cal...

Queen Bee Calista is the Queen Bee and resident Mean Girl of Titus's crowd. And boy is she good at it:  Calista is blond and she can do this sorority-girl ice-princess thing, which she does...

A Take-Charge Kind of Guy When Titus's Dad, Steve, shows up on the moon after the kids' feeds have been hacked, he immediately takes charge of the situation:  He was being very powerful and...

We Bet He Doesn't Really Smell Pity Titus's little brother with the horrible nickname. He's six years old, we never learn his real name, and he's constantly listening to children's programming on...

Titus's mom is a bit of mystery: she works "in design" (16.3) and was super happy with the engagement ring Titus's dad hid in his fake cyst when he proposed to her (yuck!). She's hands-off with Tit...

Titus and his friends run into this dusty old fossil at The Rumble Spot, which is about the last place you'd expect to find someone in a tweed jacket and bow tie. We get the impression that this ol...