Sean
- Sean's freaking out because Cara has told him they need to talk.
- He's also freaking out over the body-not-working thing. Nothing helps, including Internet porn.
- Going to the doctor is out, because they'd do a blood test and find out about the steroids, so he decides to talk to Chad.
- He picks up sandwiches and goes to Chad's apartment near the University of Nevada-Reno, where Chad's majoring in nutrition.
- Chad's sitting in the kitchen studying and drinking beer; he offers one to Sean, who takes it.
- Talking about this isn't easy, but Sean manages to get it out.
- Chad tells him that steroids cause erectile dysfunction, though he says it a bit more crudely than that. He suggests Sean stop taking them for a while.
- Sean's not down with that, because after all, other athletes have hot women. (Faultless logic, right?)
- Chad suggests Viagra, and then supplies it. Sean wonders if it will make him awesome in the sack.
- He drives home having had four beers. When he arrives, his aunt and uncle are eating dinner and they ask him if he's going to eat with them, but he says he doesn't feel good.