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Q. According to Mrs. Jewls, who's smarter—children or teachers?
Both are equally smart.
Neither, everyone has a lot to learn.
Children.
Teachers, obviously.
Q. What is one of the benefits of the builder's famous thirty-story mistake at Wayside School?
The kids have to walk up thirty flights of stairs.
Exciting freefall from the windows on the thirtieth floor.
An extra-large playground.
It's easier to land a helicopter on top of the school.
Q. What's the real color of Stephen's hair?
Red.
Green.
Purple.
Dead rats don't have hair.
Q. Who turns Mrs. Gorf into an apple?
Jenny
Louis
Mrs. Jewls
Miss Zarves
Q. What's the class president's only job, according to Mrs. Jewls?
Take attendance.
Run up and down thirty flights of stairs.
Laugh at Rondi's jokes.
Turn on the lights.