Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Sideways Stories From Wayside School? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. The best way to defend yourself against the ghost of Mrs. Gorf is:
Find some garlic and wooden stakes.
Cast a magic spell.
Try to hug her.
Practice your spelling words.
Q. The only way to get a green ball if you're on the thirtieth floor is:
Jump out the window.
Ask Louis.
Send Dameon to get one.
Disguise yourself as a dead rat.
Q. If you fall out the window on the thirtieth floor, don't worry, because:
Louis will catch you.
Miss. Mush will make you into hot dogs.
Mrs. Gorf will turn you into an apple.
Mrs. Jewls will make an ice cream flavor out of you
Q. The best way to deal with itchy mosquito bites is:
Turn them into apples.
Turn them into dead rats.
Turn them into numbers.
Itch them.
Q. Could you please deliver this note to Miss. Zarves on the nineteenth floor?
That's the next floor down, right?
Won't she turn me into an apple?
I thought Miss Zarves was a ghost.
Sure thing.