Sideways Stories From Wayside School Versions of Reality Quotes

The non-existent Miss Zarves and the missing nineteenth story are a fabulous example of the kind of nonsense that's possible in the Wayside Universe.

If you want to swap names with someone at Wayside School, all you have to do is spin around until you fall over. Just be careful you don't flip your brain over in the process.

Have you ever imagined a reality where two plus two doesn't equal four? When arithmetic goes wrong, we're definitely out of the ordinary.