Quote 31
We all knew Aunt Bess wanted the Boston house. All the aunts wanted the Boston house. It was a four-million-dollar house, and they grew up in it. But Bess was the only one who lived nearby, and the only one with enough kids to fill the bedrooms. (37.26)
Here's a thought: Sell the house, split the money, keep the island. How many houses does one person really need, anyway?
Quote 32
When we got to Beechwood in late June, Bess had already inventoried Gran's Boston possessions and now began with those in Clairmont. The aunts had copies on their tablets and pulled them up regularly. (60.9)
How not to enjoy your summer vacation: Keep checking your iPad to see if your sisters are lying to you about statues and tablecloths. Don't they know technology is for selfies?
Quote 33
He was making a threat. (61.33-34)
The Sinclair Center for Socialization and Snacks might be a threat, but it's pretty funny. The featured snacks could be fudge, lobster, and wine.