Sideways Stories From Wayside School True or False

1. The best way to defend yourself against the ghost of Mrs. Gorf is: -> Try to hug her.
2. The only way to get a green ball if you're on the thirtieth floor is: -> Disguise yourself as a dead rat.
3. If you fall out the window on the thirtieth floor, don't worry, because: -> Mrs. Jewls will make an ice cream flavor out of you
4. The best way to deal with itchy mosquito bites is: -> Turn them into apples.
5. Could you please deliver this note to Miss. Zarves on the nineteenth floor? -> Won't she turn me into an apple?

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