- After Computer class, Kiriel and Bailey head to lunch. There, Bailey is rambling on about his PowerPoint presentation, but Kiriel can't pay attention because he's thinking about Lane.
- Finally, Kiriel blurts out that he's in love… with Lane.
- At first, Bailey thinks he's lost it; that chick isn't even cute, Bailey says.
- But then Kiriel tells Bailey he's planning on going all the way with Lane and his buddy changes his tune because, you know, going all the way is major.
- The guys are still talking about Lane when they go to sit down with their trays.
- Kiriel doesn't care too much for the rubbery pizza, but he downs his and Bailey's pears with ease.
- Bailey asks him to come over to play Tectonic Warriors 2 that night, and Kiriel thinks that might be something Jason would like, so he asks if his little bro can come along, too.
- Bailey's not sure why Shaun suddenly wants Jason to hang out with them, but it's no biggie.
- As they put their trays away, Reed shoves past Bailey and then tells the boys to move it—or else.
- Kiriel's seen plenty of bullies in hell; they're always the ones feeling badly for how they treated everyone on earth. Here's an idea: why don't they just stop being bullies? Then they won't regret it later.
- So he tells Reed this. Plus, he remembers Reed always measures his, ahem, manhood at night because he's self-conscious about the size, so Kiriel also tells him he has nothing to worry about down there.
- Then Reed punches Shaun in the face.