The Wanting Seed Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

R

Folks, there's a lot of sex in this novel, and a whole whack of it goes on in the open fields of rural England. Anytime you have local villagers skipping through the pastures singing "Apples be ripe and nuts be brown, petticoats up and trousers down" (4.3.2), you know it's time to hide the book from your mum.