Go Ask Alice Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Go Ask Alice? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says, "How is it possible for me to be so miserable and embarrassed and humiliated and beaten and still function, still talk and smile and concentrate"?


Alice
Chris
Joel
Alexandria
Q. Who says, "Mom's the 'pillar of society' in this town. She holds up everybody and everything but me, and man have I been let down"?


Dad
Chris
Joel
Alice
Q. Who says, "[You] had only to forgive [yourself]"?


Doris
Time
Doc Miller
Gramps
Q. Who says, "This heart will pep you up like tranquilizers slow you down"?


Chris
Gran
Richie
Roger
Q. Who says, "Why don't we take off, just the two of us. I know where we can get a mixed bag in a minute"?


Joel
Mom
Margie Ann
Gramps