Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Go Ask Alice? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Alice feels isolated because:
she's been deserted on a tropical island.
her communication skills stink.
she's the only one alive after the zombie apocalypse.
no one ever listens.
Q. Alice enjoys drugs for many reasons, but mainly because:
they appeal to her artistic nature.
she finally feels like she fits in, and they help her tune out.
she loves needles.
they're easier to get than alcohol.
Q. When she's released from the institution, Alice aspires to become:
an even better drug addict.
a rock star, now that she has her checkered past.
a concert pianist.
a therapist/guidance counselor/social worker for troubled teens.
Q. Alice practices a ton of self-deception. Her most repeated lie is:
"I'll never do drugs again."
"I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll."
"I'm the Queen of England."
"of course I'm a virgin."
Q. Alice has a hard time coping with death, especially:
the great mystery of the beyond.
the physical act of decay.
why people die in the first place.
when celebrities die too young.