godless Rules and Order Quotes

How we cite our quotes: (Chapter.Paragraph)

Quote #1

Dan is terrified of authority figures. (6.8)

Terror? What have authority figures done to the poor guy in the past? Now might be a good time to refresh yourself on Dan the Man by hopping over to the "Characters" section.

Quote #2

"I thought you were a good little Catholic girl." (7.50)

We wonder just how often words like these have led to the flagrant flouting of rules.

Quote #3

"I've never been so embarrassed in my life" (8.46).

Jason's mom says this after Jack Junior falls in the swimming pool. We are nearly speechless. This is her most embarrassing moment? What kind of rigid, socially ordered existence does she lead?