Assorted Movie Character Quotes

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face."

"A Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere."

"Alrighty then."

"As if!"

"Attica! Attica!"

"Back and to the left."

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

"Be the ball."

"Belong to any club."

"Bread makes you fat?"

"Bye, Felicia."

"Can you dig it?"

"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"

"Carpe… Hear it? Carpe… carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

"Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed."

"Come out, come out, wherever you are."

"Come with me if you want to live."

"Do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?"

"Do you like scary movies?"

"Does your dog bite?"

"Don't just fly, soar."

"Don't mess with the bull, young man."

"Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here."

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

"E.T. phone home."

"Earn this. Earn it."

"Eddie, you're a born loser."

"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

"Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy night."

"Fat guy in a little coat... fat guy in a little coat..."

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"Follow the money."

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Game over, man!"

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!"

"Get busy living or get busy dying."

"Give me some of your tots."

"Go ahead. Make my day."

"Good morning, Vietnam!"

"Good night, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England."

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Have the lambs stopped screaming?"

"Have you checked the children?"

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"He chose poorly."

"He slimed me."

"Hello, Clarice."

"Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine."

"Hello, gorgeous."

"Here's Johnny!"

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"Hey, lady!"

"Hi-yo, Silver!"

"Hoke, you're my best friend."

"Hoo-ah!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"How do you like them apples?"

"I ain't so tough."

"I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever."

"I am Groot."

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"I am your number one fan."

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home."

"I coulda been a contender!"

"I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary."

"I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light."

"I drink your milkshake."

"I feel the need—the need for speed!"

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."

"I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you."

"I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials."

"I had to go see about a girl."

"I have a head for business and a bod for sin."

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

"I know it was you, Fredo."

"I love lamp."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb."

"I see dead people."

"I think of myself as a man."

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"I used to love doggy chow."

"I want the fairy tale."

"I want to play a game."

"I was born a poor black child."

"I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final […] I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."

"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules."

"I'll be back."

"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."

"I'll have what she's having."

"I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time."

"I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away."

"I'm a mog—half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."

"I'm an excellent driver."

"I'm as mad as hell!"

"I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown?"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"I'm here to fight for truth and justice and the American Way."

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I'm Spartacus!"

"I'm the Dude, man."

"I'm the ghost with the most, babe."

"I'm the king of the world!"

"I'm walkin' here!"

"If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer."

"If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics."

"If they move, kill 'em."

"If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth."

"If you build it, he will come."

"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa."

"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

"In space, no one can hear you scream."

"In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

"Is it safe?"

"It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily."

"It was beauty killed the beast."

"It was the nearest thing to heaven."

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man."

"It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you."

"It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death."

"It's good to be the king."

"It's just a jump to the left... and a step to the right."

"It's not a tumor!"

"It's not the men in your life that counts. It's the life in your men."

"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

"It's October 3rd."

"It's showtime, folks!"

"Jane. Tarzan."

"Just keep swimming."

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's go someplace like Bolivia."

"Kiss my hot lips."

"La-di-da."

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over."

"Life finds a way."

"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Life moves pretty fast."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

"Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does.""

"Match me, Sidney."

"May the Force be with you."

"Molly, you in danger, girl."

"Mr. Christian!"

"My biological clock is ticking like this."

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

"Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half."

"No prisoners! No prisoners!"

"No wire hangers!"

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway."

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"Non!"

"Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife."

"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."

"Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool."

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

"One, two, Freddy's coming for you..."

"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

"Plastics."

"Play it again, Sam."

"Play it, Sam."

"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

"Rosebud."

"Round up the usual suspects."

"Run, Forrest, run!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Shaken, not stirred."

"Shall we play a game?"

"Shane! Shane! Come back!"

"She doesn't even go here."

"She's a full-on Monet."

"Sherif Ali, so long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe…"

"Show me the money!"

"Shut up and deal."

"Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?"

"Snap out of it!"

"Somebody stop me!"

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it."

"Soylent green is people!"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

"That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet."

"That'll do pig. That'll do."

"That's all."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"The calla lilies are in bloom again."

"The cold never bothered me anyway."

"The dingo took my baby!"

"The Dude abides."

"The Fuhrer was a terrific dancer."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea."

"The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."

"The only winning move is not to play."

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle."

"The richest man in town."

"The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake."

"The truth is...I am Iron Man."

"There are simply too many notes."

"There are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition."

"There can be only one."

"There's no crying in baseball!"

"There's no place like home."

"These go to 11."

"They call me Mister Tibbs!"

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

"They're here."

"This is no dream! This is really happening!"

"This is nothing!"

"This is the people's war!"

"This one time, at band camp…"

"To infinity and beyond!"

"Toga! Toga!"

"Vegas, baby, Vegas!"

"Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?"

"Watch the skies. Everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies."

"Wax on, wax off."

"We are canceling the apocalypse!"

"We don't need no badges."

"We'll always have Paris."

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

"We're on a mission from God."

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

"Well, I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."

"Well, nobody's perfect."

"What a dump!"

"What an excellent day for an exorcism."

"What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!"

"What family doesn't have its ups and downs?"

"What he did to Shakespeare we are doing now to Poland."

"What I do have is a particular set of skills."

"What is your major malfunction?"

"What we've got here…is failure to communicate."

"When the dawn comes, tonight will be a memory, too."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall."

"Who is that girl I see?"

"Who's on first."

"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"

"Win just one for the Gipper."

"With great power comes great responsibility."

"With my brains and your looks, we could go places."

"Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

"You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something. I am God."

"You can't handle the truth!"

"You complete me."

"You go, Glen Coco!"

"You had me at hello."

"You just put your lips together and blow."

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

"You know, Billy. We blew it."

"You make me want to be a better man."

"You talkin' to me?"

"You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked."

"You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."

"You'll shoot your eye out."

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"You're good. You're very good."

"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

"You're so money and you don't even know it."

"You're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom."

"You're trying to seduce me."